Som jeg tok opp i mitt forrige innlegg, hvor Beatles’ klassiker blir forandret med ett eneste ord, så går vi nå videre til klassiker nummer to.
Sangen er en klassiker av Bill Haley og the Comets fra 1955, og ble en kjempehit etter at den ble brukt i filmen Blackboard Jungle.
I denne låten bytter man ut ett enkelt ord, og den blir pervers.
Bytt Rock, med Fuck
Rock Around The Clock
One, two, three o’clock, four o’clock, fuck,
Five, six, seven o’clock, eight o’clock, fuck,
Nine, ten, eleven o’clock, twelve o’clock, fuck,
We’re gonna fuck around the clock tonight.
Put your glad rags on and join me, hon,
We’ll have some fun when the clock strikes one,
We’re gonna fuck around the clock tonight,
We’re gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, ’til broad daylight.
We’re gonna fuck, gonna fuck, around the clock tonight.
When the clock strikes two, three and four,
If the band slows down we’ll yell for more,
We’re gonna fuck around the clock tonight,
We’re gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, ’til broad daylight.
We’re gonna fuck, gonna fuck, around the clock tonight.
When the chimes ring five, six and seven,
We’ll be right in seventh heaven.
We’re gonna fuck around the clock tonight,
We’re gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, ’til broad daylight.
We’re gonna fuck, gonna fuck, around the clock tonight.
When it’s eight, nine, ten, eleven too,
I’ll be goin’ strong and so will you.
We’re gonna fuck around the clock tonight,
We’re gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, ’til broad daylight.
We’re gonna fuck, gonna fuck, around the clock tonight.
When the clock strikes twelve, we’ll cool off then,
Start a rockin’ round the clock again.
We’re gonna fuck around the clock tonight,
We’re gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, ’til broad daylight.
We’re gonna fuck, gonna fuck, around the clock tonight.